I die.
(Source: amnerchy)
Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel
“Oh comely, I will be with you when you loose your breath chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left.”
“The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies while you and your mother were asleep in the tailor park.”
(Source: nottinghamlance)
“It was the beating of his hideous heart” -The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe
Tattoo done by Erik Jacobsen at Idle Hand Tattoo in San Francisco, California.
THE DOLPHIN
Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?
i am dolphin
THE HAMSTERS
That german shepard is a drama queen.
I love how all the cats just kinda lay down slowly
Fuck yes.
(Source: s-stevens)
You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.
Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!
This is brilliant.
When I decide to start getting in shape for summer
Expectation:
Reality:
Pretty much.
