Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I die.

(Source: amnerchy)

titlefightclub:

Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel

“Oh comely, I will be with you when you loose your breath chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left.”

“The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies while you and your mother were asleep in the tailor park.”

(Source: nottinghamlance)

fuckyeahtattoos:

“It was the beating of his hideous heart” -The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe 
Tattoo done by Erik Jacobsen at Idle Hand Tattoo in San Francisco, California.  

fuckyeahtattoos:

“It was the beating of his hideous heart” -The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe 

Tattoo done by Erik Jacobsen at Idle Hand Tattoo in San Francisco, California.  

averageboringjoe:

bluecorgidog:

janecrocker:

mochisprite:

littlekipepeo:

jinseimajo:

beeevaa:

gifarium:

Animals Playing Dead

THE DOLPHIN

Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?

i am dolphin

THE HAMSTERS

That german shepard is a drama queen.

I love how all the cats just kinda lay down slowly

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

How I want my ex to end up

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

Me:

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

Currently.

(Source: disorders)

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

(Source: s-stevens)

intotheoven:

i want this.

Me too.

(Source: johnkrasinski)

Monday, May 13, 2013
thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.
Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!
This is brilliant.

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.

Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!

This is brilliant.

When I decide to start getting in shape for summer

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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Pretty much.